Wow Chips make you go WOW

I caught this little story of WOW Potato Chips and how they can make you go wow in whole side effected ways. Sounds pretty excellent. Wouldn't you rather have pillowy diarrhea rather than ingest a few extra fat calories. I mean since being released in 1999, many stories like this have surfaced. What was your first WOW experience? Please Show me. Remember this is part of an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.